Things I Lost Over 4th of July Weekend
Greetings and Salutations Casual Mafia Blog Readers. I hope you all had a spectacular 4th of July. I know the 4th seems like decades ago already, but truth be told, I’m still sobering up from this past weekend’s debauchery. Which is why I haven’t posted in quite some time. Sorry if you missed me.
I spent 4th of July weekend with friends from both grade school and college in Newport Beach, California. I had no idea that SoCal knew how to party like Jersey!! During my moments of blackout, I literally could not tell whether I was in Manasquan or Belmar on the Jersey Shore or on Season 100 of The Real World where the lazy asses in casting decided to screw the audition process and instead put 100,000 20-somethings on an island together with a never-ending supply of alcohol. The partying was out of control and there were scantily clad bodies chugging Bud Light cans as far as the eye could see. Basically, it was paradise.
In this alcohol-induced sea of madness, I awoke on Monday morning at 9AM (yes, I missed work on Monday) to realize that I had lost many things over the weekend. In addition to my dignity, pride and my digital camera that I broke, here is the list of items I am still missing:
1. My football
2. My handle of Stoli Vodka
3. My ability to park my car properly
4. The white dress that I’m wearing in the above picture.
5. A package of sundried tomato pesto chicken sausages from Trader Joes (I’m not sure if I want those back)
6. The turquoise necklace that I’m also wearing in the above picture.
7. My friend Angie
If anyone has seen any of the above items, has an extra digital camera they can lend me for my trip to Vegas this weekend, or the number for a driving school in the greater LA area, please contact me.
