Casual Gossip

I met Michael Jackson when he performed at my Bar-Mitzvah in Decebmer of 1995. My Dad was able to fund this with the money he made from taking Tapatio brand hot sauce public earlier that year. After Michael’s choreographed rendition of Black or White, he hung out at my table with my hebrew school and summer camp friends. We conversed, ate chicken tenders from The Backroom and became good friends. Since we are both creative guys, we used to give each other tips on how to further each others careers in show business. One day after my Mom made us Cocoa Crispy treats, I told him that he should get a pet monkey and name him Bubbles and he did. Another time when we were playing Sega Genesis, I told him that he should make his own game and call it “Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker” and he did. One time Michael complained about not being able to sleep at night, so I told him that he should sleep in an oxygen chamber like me and he did. Michael gave me credit for the Monkey and Sega game idea in an interview with Barbara Walters. It was awesome. When she asked him about his oxygen chamber, he said that he thought of it. That liar! Here is proof that I came up with the idea to sleep in an oxygen chamber so that I can live to be 150 years old. After that interview I stopped talking to him and he started hanging out with Macaulay Culkin.

Steve Lutsk Sleeping In A Life Extending Oxygen Chamber