Organic Ladies!
As many of you people have noticed there is some organic movement toward eating all organic food. Just another fad for hippies as I see it, but everyone is really buying into it. Personally I’m totally confused by what exactly is and isn’t totally organic. And really I don’t care nor do I want an explanation. I eat what I want and could care less if it’s organic. If someone says, “Oh man Josh, you know this pizza is delicious and it’s good for you! It’s Organic Pizza!” That’s when I spit it out and punch that person in the face for ruining my meal. 
But I recently heard they are developing an all organic porno magazine called “Organic Sluts” now that is something I can support whole heartedly.
I will be totally converted to Organic everything thanks to this new periodical. Thanks porn for saving us once again.
